Template for complaining email spams

Today’s rant we talk about email spam. As Hong Kong introduces laws to protect against unsolicited emails starting April 2013, marketing departments in companies were panicking adjusting their T&Cs to fit the criterial. While I see most are working according to the government, at least one is slacking off on this change of legislation.

I have an investment account with this company. Since day 1 they’ve been bombarding “daily stock picks” emails to all customers assuming a) they all love “tips” and b) they will buy more stocks from this tips. Apparently I’m a rare kind as I never read it nor appreciate the daily spam. I tried to ask for removal which they never reply. I then had my own solution of setting up a rule to put it to spam folder automatically.

So when the legislation starts I thought they finally realized the issue and offered an unsubscription option by sending them an email. That was great so I immediately sent my request. After few days of waiting nothing changed, I thought maybe my mail went spam folders so I sent once more. Still nothing changed. When I noticed the spam problem existed for 3rd time (I still check spam folder once awhile) it really hit my nerve. So I typed the following:

This is my 3rd time sending this termination notice to your company that I, owner of the email address myjunkmail@mail.com, do not wish to receive any of your company’s promotional emails. If I receive further emails from your company, I consider the action as a violation of your usage of my personal information according to latest policy of HKSAR, and shall file complaints or other legal actions towards your company.

Best regards,

Owner of myjunkmail@gmail.com

And hey, it works. No more spam the next day. I hope my complaint cases were all that smooth.

在大風的周日下午我吃到漢堡裡面有膠條

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其實都無乜問題。幫襯了已經好幾年。 餐廳是自助的,比完錢坐低等食。 今日點了個磨菇漢堡,好吃。誰知吃到最後一口,口內感覺有些牛肉筋部東西嚼了好幾口,最後都係咬唔爛,吐出來吧。誰知是一條膠質東西。 雖然今日心情麻麻,早上和人炒了一鑊,但對此餐廳有點感情,所以就直接和waiter說了情況就算。她見了呆一呆,告訴了後面收銀的疑似老板。過了一陣waiter回來問是不是吃crab burger, 我說是mushroom burger。Waiter 回到跟老板回覆。完。這個匯報事件完了,沒有再回覆我們的問題。老板繼續收銀,我繼續完成我的芝士薯角。說實話我沒有任何要求,無拍檯,無影低張相要脅話唔refund就聽日蘋果/食環處見。作為幫襯左幾年的顧客,我一心希望佢地會認真處理問題,起碼走過來認真講句thanks 好,sorry好,但係無。你覺得無問題的話我就覺得有。

問題唔係唔講就變無問題,始終會有解決的一日只是我解決佢(唔去) 定係佢去解決,但佢已經錯失了呢個機會。Bye Burgeroom.

When to start the year of snake

various holiday notices

The year of snake means extra special to most workers that we finally get compensation day offs if the 3-day holiday overlaps Sunday (45% chance), after a legislation passed down the law last year (or the year before). That means the original Sunday Monday Tuesday holiday is shifted one day so most white collars get to start the work on Thursday (today). While many office companies “follow” bank holidays for work schedule, some traditional industries such as BBQ food stalls, groceries, even pharmacies or even doctors, usually allow more / fewer day offs, depending on their industry / fung shui / kindness of bosses. For those needs to follow fung shui (or I should say, Chinese calendars), such shift of bank holiday post a big issue. When should the shop be open?

The fact, according to Chinese calendar, is that Thursday (today) is a bad day to start the business. Wednesday or Friday is okay, but Wednesday is a bank holiday so bosses would need to pay extra to get employees to work (not sure of the rules but a sensitive boss would’ve given extra for their colleagues to work happier on their first day of business right?). Friday is same, as it means to give employees extra day off on Thursday.

So in sum, for Wednesday employees have to be compensated; for Thursday it’s a bad day; for Friday it means to give employees a free holiday (more importantly it means to lose an extra business day). Let me add one more point to the factor: Valentine’s day. With Thursday being a lovers $$$ spending day, it makes no commercial sense to skip it for confectionary shops, floral shops, restaurants, even butchers shop (for there are people who might wanna buy steaks to cook at home?).

It all has to do with the struggle between greed, prosperity, good luck, selfishness. One simply can’t have all this year; shed some to others. Yesterday I went to a restaurant that told customers “during CNY, all prices need 10% service charge.” I hope the 10% goes to the compensation of employees.

This year is meant to give. So I choose to take leave today. Happy New Year and Valentine’s day.

Doing exercise

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I’m never ever a muscular, sporty type of person as you know. My secret of not following into obesity past 30 years is simply by not having too much, which worked quite well. Then I passed 30 years old. Then I got married. That indicates I’m fairly likely to have a big tummy within next 12 months. To be honest I don’t feel bad having one, given its already there for couple of years (last time I was associated with the word “slim” was 5 years ago). I worry that I don’t have the capability to take it out. According to Philosophy 125: scientific reasoning, the only way to prove something is to show that I can’t disprove it. That means if I show that I can’t take my tummy away, I can be certain that husbands over 30 are unable to escape the fate of big tummy.

And doing regular exercise to a programmer is difficult. So difficult. It’s not about the time, the workout, but about the repetition. The sports I do, swimming, involves loads of repetition. Over 30 minutes I basically swim, turn over, swim, turn over, swim. The pool below where I used to live, was so small that I had to make as much as 52 turns in 30 minutes. As an efficient programmer i can’t tolerate repetitive movement without some efficiency improvement.

So I moved to public pool. It is standard 50m long, with loads of people. Now I do 50% less turn, plus there’s a huge meter, so I can keep checking on how fast I swim (about 2min 20sec for 100m), depending on the traffic.

And did I say there are loads of people? Besides lots of seniors, there are kids, boys, and girls if lucky. With the equal numbers of kids of both gender learning to swim, I always wonder why there are significantly less girls swimming. The ratio is like 98 men vs 2 women. And there are fast swimmers. Some are suddenly really fast, finishing 100m then rest for few minutes. I don’t understand how that works in exercise. These people have no relations with my exercise. It i need to frequently browse around, look for targets (I mean fast swimmer), then try to swim faster than them. That makes my swimming less boring.

Saying so my tummy is still here. It’s smaller now but I still need to continue to disprove the rules: did I say I havent changed my diet (yet)? That’s the best part of the reward of exercise to me.

I’m an eBay terrorist

Okay after few years of being a buyer on eBay, I finally continue my selling career there (actually I did push a few items there but that was another story). I’m not new to eBay. I started browsing since 1999. The Internet boom yeah. Who’s left from that boom? Yahoo – they’ve gone downward. Emails are spammed repeatedly. Ad business is shrinking (except Asia I guess?). Amazon sells everything now, even their own e-book device. ICQ is gone. Netscape is gone. And eBay is getting worse. System is still so 20th century. I mean, if you use the “My eBay” you know how messy it is. It totally lacks the efficient feeling there. Anyway. It’s still one of the biggest marketplace in the US. So I want to sell stuff there.

So begin I type my item description, taking me like an hour to research for pics (that’s my problem), good description, messing around the shipping options which isn’t that user friendly. When I was about to post my item, I got this:

Your account is currently ineligible to sell this type of item

What?? You think I’m a scammer? I’m trying to add some fun to the “vibrant online marketplace” but you are stopping me? I’m trying to give you some lucrative commission but you are blocking me? What’s really pissing me is the Chinese. Why the Chinese words there? I’m posting on an American auction. This definitely has its meaning.

First why stop us? I haven’t digged into the Google pool so have no idea why. They do want to stop some unfriendly people I assume, probably ones that live in Chinese places like HK / Singapore, while trying to make a post to US site. But the funny thing is, they are the one who introduce me to post, by sending me an ad, offering me free listings (cost like 1-2 bucks each) up to 50000 items. WTH…

Anyway I clicked the English “Customer Support” link. Failed. Chinese Support link? Failed. Definitely there are some multi-language / -country versioning problem there because it only works when I change the domain of the link from .com.sg or .com.hk to .com. I entered my furious message and clicked “Send”. Thank you. It’ll take me 24-48 hours to get a feedback.

Seriously I don’t see why I have to wait to pay somebody money. Bless you if you’ve bought eBay stocks.

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